Quick! Get downtown, people. Because today is your big chance to meet famed plagiarizer — whoops! — we mean famed and totally-still-viable-no-matter-what-other-people-say Republican gubernatorial candidate Scott McInnis.
But hey, if you're one of those wise guys who thinks McInnis should discuss the scandal he's embroiled in, you are not welcome at any of these events. So folks, just remember to keep the discussion on things McInnis is comfortable speaking about, like jobs.