There was a time when the surest way to get mass-media attention was to be dragged out from under a double-wide on an episode of Cops.
Of course, YouTube changed all that, enabling us to share our double rainbows, Hitler cats and overly ironic covers of Katy Perry songs with anyone willing to view them.
But what about those fleeting moments that get away, the ones that are imprinted only in your memory and therefore of no use whatsoever?
For that, dear friends, there's the Looxcie cam, a wearable camcorder that looks like a Bluetooth headset gone terribly wrong.
Now you can go one evolutionary step beyond those guys who walk down the street barking orders to unseen underlings with a solipsistic fervor once reserved for the stark raving mad.
Plus, you'll have the additional benefit of presenting yourself as a full-time voyeur, which is sure to make you that much more attractive to everyone around you.
Not convinced? Watch this footage from an actual user, and imagine what it'd be like to be just like this guy. Or as our friend here would tell you, "Go git it!"