"Scientists Tackle Mystery of Smelly 'Asparagus Urine'"
No seriously. It's real. I swear to God. And while every inch of my dignity told me that this headline was the beginning of a really stupid story, detailing a topic that was equally stupid (and, most likely, a waste of federal money on scientific research), I still couldn't help but read it.
Since I know you're also wondering: LiveScience.