So it's Dec. 9, and the clock is ticking — and if the clock wasn't ticking, it's ticking now because, you know, I said so. Anyway, so the clock is ticking, and you're thinking about how much you hate leaving the house, or how much you hate coming home, or you're just experiencing general hate. And you might be hating the Christmas dinner plans, or the health of The Blue and Orange or Julian Assange. But what you're not hating, because it's impossible, is your state: good ol' Colorado.
But you're not just not-hating Colorado. You're thinking how completely bad-ass this square bit of free-thinking (medicinal) pot tokers is, and wondering how to show your pride in all things "colorful." Well, my state-triotic friend, I've found it for you, for you to give to others, and then borrow back and keep:
I've been designing shirts free of logos and brand names for several years and releasing them under the name, Adam Sikorski, because that is my name. Whenever I was stumped on a new idea my roommate at the old warehouse would come up to me all stoned up and say, "How about a shirt that says Coloradical?" This happened reasonably often. I wrote it off as a bad weed-induced idea for a long time, and eventually said to myself, "Well, how about a shirt that says Coloradical?"