Below is City Councilor Jan Martin's offering to the ravenous TV public as part of her bid for re-election.
My take: She's got no shot.
She doesn't include a single baby! She doesn't bear hug anybody! She doesn't arm wrestle or shake hands with anyone, let alone include a semi-ironic message that spins around to make a greater point!
You heard it here first, people: Dead in the water.
Next time, Jan, call in The Strong Arm. That guy knows how to make a commercial.