Have your credit cards at the ready, because tickets for Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option are going on sale at 10 tomorrow morning. That's right, the Warlock will hit the Wells Fargo Theatre on April 28.
An audience with he of the tiger blood isn't cheap, either. Prices runs $62.45 to $106.50.
The question is, what will the show actually entail? Beats me, and really, everyone else, too. But this new video from Ticketmaster gives you a rough idea.
Can you keep up, people?
You know, back in the day, Warren Zevon wrote a song called "Genius" with the stanza: "Albert Einstein was a ladies' man / While he was working on his universal plan / He was making out like Charlie Sheen / He was a genius."
I'd say Warren was on to something.
(And, just for kicks, take a look at the lawsuit Sheen filed against Chuck Lorre and Warner Bros. for breach of contract.)