And that would be Saturday night's headlining attraction, the Denver-based-32-piece-masked-electronic-taiko-guerilla-marching-band-armada known as Itchy-O.
"They have an eight-person L.E.D. Chinese dragon which goes through the audience," enthuses Tanya Shaw, one of the event organizers. "It's very interactive and borderline frightening. They like to 'hijack' parades and festivals and make them their own."
Tons of area musicians ranging from El Toro de la Muerte to the Hopeful Heroines will also be playing the festival, along with plenty of burlesque artists, fire-eaters, magicians and fortune tellers, so go here for more info.
Meanwhile, here's a preview of what to expect from Itchy-O.