Warning: This is going to be one of those meaningful blog posts designed to change the fabric of Colorado Springs' identity. It's going to make our citizens take a reflexive look at themselves and ask, "Could I be doing anything more productive with my time than reading this?" And it's going to do it by showing the sad, the broken, the lost and the frowny-faced.
There's no good reason for this list, other than that I've been noticing a few more downtrodden messages in my stream than normal. So, here are your peers. Listen to them.
10. This one is a very serious tweet.
Damn, Ariel Sharon died? That sucks because he’ll never face trial for his war crimes and savagery. :-( http://t.co/QLB34arQCl
— Kevin Westendorf (@tonedeafvoice) January 11, 2014
9. This one is a less serious tweet.
I have to pee :(
— Lobita (@muffindust) January 13, 2014
8. This one loves The Lion King ...
Every time @christoferdrew sings a verse from 'can you feel the love tonight' it makes me feel alive. Why not sing the whole song? :(
— †Hellion (@Celinasche) January 14, 2014
7. ... while this one is just sad.
My feet are freezing, help me! :((
— Caitlyn Ackerman (@goattohell) January 12, 2014
6. This one might remind you of high school.
I don't look forward to swim class tomorrow. :(
— Kayla✞ (@CrazyJo37) January 13, 2014
5. This one, too.
My Nikes are a bit too big :( I wish they had a 6
— αℓ'мαяιε cαмεz ♡ (@Marie_xovox) January 13, 2014
4. This one gives me confusing feelings.
Naked meditation in the sun today! Really enjoying all this outdoor nudity. Taking advantage of being neighborless; no nakie in Boston :(
— Numbers Palacio (@NumbersPalacio6) January 14, 2014
3. While this one speaks to true suffering.
I can't eat pizza rolls and play pokemon at the same time without getting grease all over the buttons :(
— Cherelle Forkell (@CherelleForkell) January 13, 2014
2. So does this one.
Oh great, my electric toothbrush batteries died and I had to use it like a manual toothbrush, can this day get any worse :(
— Jen Barry Gesick (@JenBarryInc) January 14, 2014
1. Lastly, this one, as is usually the case, proves that brevity is the soul of hope-crushing despair.
— Cole Anderson (@swol_cole) January 11, 2014
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