Picture this: Homer kills Burns and becomes King of Scotland, Marge falls prey to fits of sleepwalking, and Flanders finally gets the ax at the hands of Otto, Apu and Grandpa Simpson.
Poundstone remembers two things about Colorado Springs: "that the Yellow Pages had eight pages of churches," and that it was covered with billboards. Her billboards.
"Just because the things you see aren't real, does that lessen the emotional impact [they] can have?"