You could do the right thing and head to the second day of Woodland Park's Rocky Mountain Oktoberfest at the Ute Pass Cultural Center (210 E. Midland Ave., woodlandparkchamber.com), or you could do the weird thing and go get Red Robin's new Samuel Adams milkshake. We recommend the route of German beers, brats and wine, not to mention bands with names like Polka Schnapps, Squeeze Play and the Alan Polivka All Star Band. That way also yields a climbing wall and giant slide for the kids — who, up to age 20, get in free; everybody else pays $5 to $6 — and, starting at 11 and going until 6, all the schnitzel and sauerkraut man essen kann. — Bryce Crawford