Ah, yes. I remember that day well, for I was one friend who the very sinkable Matthew Schniper graced with a visit to the thawing north (that is a very good cartoon likeness of both the event and Scnhiper, by the way). We tried to tell him that, despite his appearance, he would not in fact be able to walk on water. But, alas, he wouldn't listen and chose to chance immersion in God's frigid love. Why didn't God support the most adventurous likeness of his son Jesus, you ask? I submit that God just wanted a good laugh. We certainly got one. So, as Schniper suggests, go, go you adventurous souls. Take the plunge and never mind the pointed laughter of men with warm testicles.
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