Advice from five experts 

(Hey, we went to college. Isn't that expert enough?)

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Don't be the last girl at a frat party.

Don't take a shower in a frat house.

"Open relationships" always fail.

Break up with you high school partner immediately.

If it sounds too good to be true, it is.

Don't listen to you academic advisor.

Don't be afraid to transfer.

Use a condom -- always.

Keep asking for mo' money, from the parents and the loan experts.

Join something on campus.

Don't travel in packs -- you won't get noticed.

Find an honest bookie.

Find an honest dealer.

Get a good fake ID.

Don't drink anything served from a trash can.

  • (Hey, we went to college. Isn't that expert enough?)


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