Most anything said in David Sedaris' nasally voice could be snort-worthy, but imagine this: "Follow seven beers with a couple of Scotches and a thimble of good marijuana, and it's funny how sleep just sort of comes on its own ..." Bafflingly enough, not everyone at the Indy appreciates the genius of Sedaris' hilarity; I can only imagine it's because not everyone's seen him perform live. If that describes you, too, help yourself by catching Sedaris at 7:30 tonight at the Denver Performing Arts Complex's Buell Theatre (1101 13th St., Denver). Tickets are $30 to $65 at ticketmaster.com. — Bryce Crawford