There's only one El Paso County Fair, and there's only one week (give or take a day) each year when it unfolds in all its heaving, odoriferous glory. But there are multiple cow-milking demos, swine shows and hypnotist presentations on today's docket alone, so you'd do well to get to the County Fairgrounds (366 10th St., Calhan) between 8 and 4. Discounts on the tickets — which don't exceed $7, regardless — abound between July 21 and 28, so visit tinyurl.com/el-paso-county-fair to get the details and to study the full schedule. Hey, the bone-density screenings only happen once! — Kirk Woundy