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You'd hardly expect to find civics lessons in third-rate kids animation, but here they are scattered about willy-nilly, like hastily buried acorns. Set in what appears to be a 1950s medium-sized American city, though with bits of contemporary dance music spritzed on the soundtrack, The Nut Job contains chewed-up bits of Poli Sci 101 curriculum that are every bit as random as the plotting, pacing and tepid joke selection.

In fictional Oakton lies a large city park that is home to a sentient furry mammal city-state, ostensibly a collective, but controlled by a fatherly benevolent dictator known only as "Raccoon" (voiced by Liam Neeson). Due to the inherent inefficiencies of autocratic central planning, the animals' food reserves are dangerously low, with winter approaching.

An elite task force is dispatched to address the crisis led by dashing alpha-male squirrel Grayson (Brendan Fraser) and his plucky and highly capable lieutenant Andie (Katherine Heigl). Their mission is to rob a hot-nut vendor's cart parked on the edge of the park — which, unbeknownst to our rodent friends, is being used as a cover by human crooks who are casing the bank across the street.

Complicating matters further is the arrival of fluffy-tailed scoundrel Surly (Will Arnett), a renegade who refuses to work within the system, and harbors objectivist notions that the fruits of his labor should belong solely to him, and his rat sidekick, imaginatively named "Buddy" (Robert Tinkler). Surly gets the jump on Andie, not only because he's the best there is at what he does, but because the highly popular Grayson is actually a dim bulb, his heroic reputation mostly just a useful propaganda tool.

As crafty as Surly is, however, he's ignorant to the workings of the cart's propane tank, ultimately leading to fiery calamity that engulfs the tree containing the winter reserves. Maintaining the illusion of democracy, Raccoon calls for a quorum to expel Surly for his conduct, and the rogue is promptly banished.

While exiled, our anti-hero luckily stumbles on an even bigger haul a few blocks away: the retail store that supplies the cart. On seeing the basement stock room, Surly exclaims, "It's the lost city of Nutlantis!" a weak punch line that should indicate for you the level of the writing on display here.

Conveniently, the crew of human hoods are digging a tunnel from the nut shop to the bank, which our furball friends use to piggyback their own tunnel. Meanwhile, Raccoon at last reveals his true Stalinist agenda, which has something to do with a hungry populace being easier to control. I wish I was making this stuff up.

The Nut Job is a Korean/Canadian co-production, and maybe it will work better in another language; certainly a foreign voice actor could do better than Brendan Fraser, who grinds the movie to a halt whenever his doltish character opens his toothy face. Of course, fart gags are universal, as is the sight of cartoon critters boogieing to dubstep or rap, a staple of the genre that needs to be retired immediately.

It could be easy to dismiss this as merely an 86-minute CGI babysitter, but the kids in the crowd at my screening were just as bored as their parents by this uninspired muddle.

scene@csindy.com

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The Nut Job
Rated PG · 86 min. · 2014
Director: Peter Lepeniotis
Writer: Peter Lepeniotis and Lorne Cameron
Cast: Will Arnett, Katherine Heigl, Brendan Fraser, Liam Neeson, Stephen Lang, Sarah Gadon and Maya Rudolph
The Nut Job in 3D
Rated PG · 86 min. · 2014
Director: Peter Lepeniotis
Writer: Peter Lepeniotis and Lorne Cameron
Cast: Will Arnett, Katherine Heigl, Brendan Fraser, Liam Neeson, Stephen Lang, Sarah Gadon and Maya Rudolph

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