The girls and I hit up ladies' night a few times a month. We get tarted up in stilettos, rayon-spandex Forever 21 dresses and go wild. It makes us feel like Sex and the City. We exclusively talk to guys who buy us pricey martinis (cosmos and Manhattans only, bitch), and when we aren't dancing like porno lesbians or making out, we sit around looking hot and bored.
Chaps Bar & Grill
412 Royalty Place, Fountain, 382-5557
If you're a lady at Chaps on Friday night and a gentleman offers to buy you a drink, please note that said gentleman sucks. From 8 to midnight, your drinks are free.
22 S. Tejon St., 630-1167, fujiyamasushi.com
How easy would it be to make a fish joke here? Too easy. Wednesdays get half-off any entre, and bring your boyfriend because drinks are BOGO-half-off for guys, too. He can make the fish joke.
The Thirsty Parrot Bar & Grill
32 S. Tejon St., 884-1094, thirstyparrot.net
Like wearing short skirts and crying alligator tears, buying $3 you-call-its is a good way to abuse your power as a female. Order Guinness all night and chuckle while the boys pay $6 a pint.