What's your own view of it? If it's done well, it can be fun. If it's done poorly, it's seedy.
Have you ever seen a live show? I've seen burlesque acts, but I've never been to an actual show.
Would you oppose a burlesque palace in your neighborhood? I'd be fine with it as long as it's done well, with art and taste.
If you were a burlesque star, what would your stage name be? Jasmine McCarty my cat's name and my mother's maiden name.
Have you ever seen live burlesque? Once. The show I saw was performed in traditional 1890s, turn-of-the-century style. I thought its ability to suggest sensuality was more titillating than blatant nudity, and it appealed to a wider variety of people.
Would you shed clothes to music before a cheering audience? Maybe, depending on if I got paid or not.
Would you be OK with a burlesque joint in your neighborhood? Totally, absolutely, 100 percent, yippee.
If you were a popular burlesque performer, what would your moniker be? Skinny le Deux. I have no idea what it means, but it sounds good.
Would you consider doing it yourself? Probably not.
Would you patronize it if a burlesque establishment opened locally? I would at least once, to see what it's like.
Would you oppose a burlesque joint in your neighborhood? I see no reason to.
Pretend you're a burlesque performer. What's your stage name? Chewy.
Bob Campbell