March 14, 2002 Music » Playlist

There once were a bunch of old rockers

Geezer Glory 

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click to enlarge Don't Worry About Me - Joey Ramone - Sanctuary Records - - There once was a dying Ramone - Who got a Bartiromo bone - For the CNN hottie - With the outta sight body - As he watched late at night all alone - - But alas for this punk three-chord wonder - This was his last punk rock thunder - It's not his best ever, - But. . . whatever. - Now he's singing his songs six feet under. - - Rating: 3 walkers
  • Don't Worry About Me
    Joey Ramone
    Sanctuary Records

    There once was a dying Ramone
    Who got a Bartiromo bone
    For the CNN hottie
    With the outta sight body
    As he watched late at night all alone

    But alas for this punk three-chord wonder
    This was his last punk rock thunder
    It's not his best ever,
    But. . . whatever.
    Now he's singing his songs six feet under.

    Rating: 3 walkers

click to enlarge Living Proof - CherWarner Bros. - - It's hard to believe she's alive - And that she's still got a teen-ager's thighs! - Now she's got platinum hair - Girl you know it's Cher! - Workin' that Euro-gay house sound 'til it's dry. - - Rating: 2 walkers
  • Living Proof
    Cher
    Warner Bros.

    It's hard to believe she's alive
    And that she's still got a teen-ager's thighs!
    Now she's got platinum hair
    Girl you know it's Cher!
    Workin' that Euro-gay house sound 'til it's dry.

    Rating: 2 walkers

click to enlarge Are You Passionate? - Neil Young - Reprise Records - - No one rocks harder than Neil - The geezer with real homie feel - His voice is crappy - But it makes me happy - With its horrifying pig sex squeal - - This album kinda sucks, actually - But in the way only Neil can, factually: - It's good when it's bad - And it's glad when it's sad - In a weird way that makes you react truly. - - (Sorry, won't be out until May, ha ha) - - Rating: 3 walkers
  • Are You Passionate?
    Neil Young
    Reprise Records

    No one rocks harder than Neil
    The geezer with real homie feel
    His voice is crappy
    But it makes me happy
    With its horrifying pig sex squeal

    This album kinda sucks, actually
    But in the way only Neil can, factually:
    It's good when it's bad
    And it's glad when it's sad
    In a weird way that makes you react truly.

    (Sorry, won't be out until May, ha ha)

    Rating: 3 walkers

click to enlarge Roots: Volume 1 - Merle Haggard - Anti, Inc. - - This haggard old redneck named Merle - Gots a voice a might purtier 'n pearl - He's gone back to his roots - In his old cowboy boots - With Hank, Lefty, and the ol' Carter Girls - - Rating: 5 walkers
  • Roots: Volume 1
    Merle Haggard
    Anti, Inc.

    This haggard old redneck named Merle
    Gots a voice a might purtier 'n pearl
    He's gone back to his roots
    In his old cowboy boots
    With Hank, Lefty, and the ol' Carter Girls

    Rating: 5 walkers

click to enlarge Goddess in the Doorway - Mick Jagger - Virgin Records - - There once was an old Rolling Stone - Who found himself rolling alone - With a Geritol sound - That was quite profound - For a record cut in nursing homes - - Though he gets a bit New Age at times - You can tell that his heart's in the rhymes - Some geezer's refuse - To give up the muse - "Too Far Gone," but still turning his lines ... sort of. - - Rating: 3 walkers
  • Goddess in the Doorway
    Mick Jagger
    Virgin Records

    There once was an old Rolling Stone
    Who found himself rolling alone
    With a Geritol sound
    That was quite profound
    For a record cut in nursing homes

    Though he gets a bit New Age at times
    You can tell that his heart's in the rhymes
    Some geezer's refuse
    To give up the muse
    "Too Far Gone," but still turning his lines ... sort of.

    Rating: 3 walkers

click to enlarge Ten New Songs - Leonard Cohen - Columbia Records - - With another ten years on his face - This heroin tenor's a bass - The bard of the Bower - Gives us almost an hour - Of a cross between Barry White and Tom Waits - - Rating: 4 walkers
  • Ten New Songs
    Leonard Cohen
    Columbia Records

    With another ten years on his face
    This heroin tenor's a bass
    The bard of the Bower
    Gives us almost an hour
    Of a cross between Barry White and Tom Waits

    Rating: 4 walkers

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