Senator Joe Lieberman
Joe Lieberman for President, Inc.
P.O. Box 967
Arlington, VA 22216
Dear Senator Lieberman:
Just wanted to pitch a few campaign slogans for your bid to win the Democratic presidential nomination.
Please be aware that I am a professional sloganeer whose work has appeared in print, television and numerous highway overpasses. I'm willing to offer my services free of charge because I believe you are a superior candidate. I'm also hoping the publicity will give Cleaver Industries a sorely needed boost as it has suffered since my recent incarceration.
Slogans are as follows:
Joe Lieberman: Earnest as A Rubber Stamp
Joe Lieberman: Our Kind of Pedantic Moralist
Joe Lieberman: Democrat -- Whatever That Means
Joe Lieberman: Jews for Jingoism!
Please let me know which slogan is most appropriate so I can start printing. I look forward to working together.
Kenneth H. Cleaver
Encl. $5 campaign donation.
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