P.O. Box 1034
Colorado Springs, CO 80901
December 8, 2004
Stadium Pal
The Liberated Spectator
P.O. Box 14272
Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33302
To Whom It May Concern:
I enjoy my Stadium Pal very much. Many people tell me that storing urine in a bag strapped to my leg is gross. To this I always counter: Is it any less disgusting than the detritus caked to the average truck stop urinal?
That shuts em up real good!
I do have a question though: What should I do about number twos?
Please advise.
Sincerely,
Kenneth H. Cleaver