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Kenneth H. Cleaver

P.O. Box 1034

Colorado Springs, CO 80901

July 21, 2004

Dr. Gary D. Hall, MD, FACS

7001 W. 121st, Suite 101

Overland Park, KS 66209

Dear Dr. Hall:

My girlfriend is seriously considering breast implants. I'm seriously considering therapy, and lots of it.

I don't mean to burden you, but I find the male predicament visa vie enlargements extremely upsetting. Essentially, the whole thing's a set up: If you don't make a sufficient fuss about how great they look, well, you're a thoughtless, cold-hearted bastard. However, if you enjoy them rigorously, well, you're a thoughtless, cold-hearted bastard, possibly even a pervert.

It just seems like a lose lose.

Have you heard this sort of thing before? Would I be out of line to think there's a So, Your Girlfriend's Getting a Boob Job pamphlet that might help me sort through this?

Please advise.

Sincerely,

Kenneth H. Cleaver

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