P.O. Box 1034
Colorado Springs, CO 80901
July 21, 2004
Dr. Gary D. Hall, MD, FACS
7001 W. 121st, Suite 101
Overland Park, KS 66209
Dear Dr. Hall:
My girlfriend is seriously considering breast implants. I'm seriously considering therapy, and lots of it.
I don't mean to burden you, but I find the male predicament visa vie enlargements extremely upsetting. Essentially, the whole thing's a set up: If you don't make a sufficient fuss about how great they look, well, you're a thoughtless, cold-hearted bastard. However, if you enjoy them rigorously, well, you're a thoughtless, cold-hearted bastard, possibly even a pervert.
It just seems like a lose lose.
Have you heard this sort of thing before? Would I be out of line to think there's a So, Your Girlfriend's Getting a Boob Job pamphlet that might help me sort through this?
Kenneth H. Cleaver