Saturday, May 25, 2013
Kenneth Cleaver
Consumer Correspondent
March 30, 2005
United Talent Agency, Inc.
Attn: Accounts Receivable
9560 Wilshire Blvd., 5th Floor
Beverly Hills, CA, 90212
To Whom It May Concern:
Several of your clients have appeared in my dreams without express written permission. I don't know if you represent all of them. However, I felt it was best to keep everything above board just in case.
Please consider the enclosed sum a gesture of good faith toward my total balance.
Sincerely,
Welcome Appearances:
Talent Date Amount Comments
Mary-Louise Parker 10/8/04 $100.00
Nicole Kidman 11/19/04 $100.00
Dom DeLuise 11/2/04 $100.00 brief frontal nudity, other- wise OK
Catherine Keener 10/1/04 thru 12/7/04 $100.00
Crispin Glover 10/31/04 $100.00
Unwelcome Appearances:
Talent Date Amount Comments
Frankie Muoz 10/18/04 $100.00 gross!
John Stamos 10/14 thru 12/23/04 $100.00 sexual content
Ethan Hawke 10/12/04 $100.00 read from his novel
Renee Zellweger 4/9/04 $100.00 wasn't drunk
Total: $100.00
Enclosed: $1.00
Balance: $99.00
