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Kenneth Cleaver 

Consumer Correspondent

March 30, 2005

United Talent Agency, Inc.

Attn: Accounts Receivable

9560 Wilshire Blvd., 5th Floor

Beverly Hills, CA, 90212

To Whom It May Concern:

Several of your clients have appeared in my dreams without express written permission. I don't know if you represent all of them. However, I felt it was best to keep everything above board just in case.

Please consider the enclosed sum a gesture of good faith toward my total balance.

Sincerely,

Welcome Appearances:

Talent Date Amount Comments

Mary-Louise Parker 10/8/04 $100.00

Nicole Kidman 11/19/04 $100.00

Dom DeLuise 11/2/04 $100.00 brief frontal nudity, other- wise OK

Catherine Keener 10/1/04 thru 12/7/04 $100.00

Crispin Glover 10/31/04 $100.00

Unwelcome Appearances:

Talent Date Amount Comments

Frankie Muoz 10/18/04 $100.00 gross!

John Stamos 10/14 thru 12/23/04 $100.00 sexual content

Ethan Hawke 10/12/04 $100.00 read from his novel

Renee Zellweger 4/9/04 $100.00 wasn't drunk

Total: $100.00

Enclosed: $1.00

Balance: $99.00

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