September 15, 2005
Mr. Rick Crosson
Vice President of Marketing
Subaru of America, Inc.
P.O. Box 6000
Cherry Hill, NJ 08034-6000
Dear Mr. Crosson,
Subaru needs slogans. I have them. Let's work together.
My slogans are limited to the Subaru Outback, a vehicle that's as ubiquitous as fleece out here in mountain-land.
Subaru Outback: The Thinking Person's SUV
Subaru Outback: Not Just For Lesbian Triathletes!
Subaru Outback: Official Car of The Bald Ponytail Guy
Subaru Outback: Official Car of The Moderate Republican
Yeah, I know, the last one's a stretch.
In the monotonously boring form letter you're sure to send me, why not include some sign of human life?
Just a thought.
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