Mr. Paul Clayton
Chief Executive Officer
Jamba Juice Support Center
1700 17th St.
San Francisco, CA 94103
Dear Mr. Clayton,
Whenever I break down and buy one of your overpriced, allegedly nutritious beverages, I'm asked if I want a boost. When my girlfriend, who insists on being called my fianc, was asked this same question, her first thought was, PMS Boost?
She was disappointed, but she's kinda used to that. Since then we've both brainstormed some boosts Jamba Juice might integrate into its ersatz hippie menu. They are as follows:
Viagra Boost: Ribbed with Raspberries for Her Pleasure
Zoloft Boost: Fleeting Satisfaction for Your So-Called Life
Middle America Boost: Hit this and you'll wanna see Big Momma's House 2, and buy the soundtrack!
Bipartisan Bush Boost: For haters, this boost renews the capacity to read email from MoveOn.org while sober. For supporters tired of justifying their love, it enables effortless spewing of pabulum like Freedom. America. And Harriet Miers was too qualified.
Fox News Boost: Allows you to sit through Hannity & Colmes without smashing your monitor with nearest ice pick. (Often confused with horse tranquilizer.)
Please let me know when these might be available. You don't have to pay me in cash, just some schwag and a lifetime supply of boosts.
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