Deacon Gray would like to tell you about a kitchen tool called the Centurion 2000: "It slices, it dices, it sacrifices its only begotten son so that you may live." That's from his Revival of the Fittest album, which the Denver-based comic who's a Christian — but who's not necessarily a "Christian comic" — released a year ago. Hear more on iTunes, or see Gray, Troy Walker and other area comics at Locals Barbershop (5230 N. Nevada Ave., in University Village, localscut.com) when its three-month-old comedy series resumes at 8 tonight. Suggested donation is $5, but the 18-plus show is otherwise free — beer included for those 21 and up. — Kirk Woundy