In religious news, Wikipedia says that Saint Eligius was a complete and total downer. Here's what he apparently told a group of partying Flemish: "No Christian on the feast of Saint John ... performs solestitia [summer solstice rites] or dancing or leaping or diabolical chants." Well, I say to hell with Saint Eligius: At 5 tonight, hit the Midsummer Party at Great Storm Brewing (204 Mount View Lane, #3, greatstormbrewing.com). I can't speak to how diabolical the chanting will be, but I can say bad-ass rockers Mark's Midnight Carnival Show will be in attendance, along with new brews (releases start at 11 a.m.) and art to view. — Bryce Crawford