*Disney's The Kid (PG)
Bruce Willis plays Russell Duritz, a very successful image consultant who is sometimes downright mean. Two days before his 40th birthday, Russell is visited by Rusty (Spencer Breslin), the eight-year-old incarnation of himself, who is disappointed when he finds out how his life turned out. Willis does a fine job holding his own next the pudgy, lisping, and very cute Breslin. The film is really about the pains of childhood that lead each of us to become the people that fell short of our dreams. There is nothing offensive in the film, but if you take your kids be prepared to explain a lot -- The Kid is far more of an adult film than a child's. The time traveling concept makes for a complicated plot that only exacerbates the problem. Don't go expecting a great coming of age film, just keep your average Hollywood expectations with you and you will be pleasantly entertained.See full review.--
Citadel Terrace; Tinseltown; Chapel Hills
*Chicken Run (G)
Peter Lord and Nick Park, creators of Wallace and Gromit, have crafted a devilishly clever clay animation feature film that is as thoroughly British in its humor as it is enjoyable to watch. A band of hyperkinetic European chickens, imprisoned in a stalag-type egg farm run by a tyrannical husband and wife team, struggle to escape with the questionable aid of a cocky American Rooster named Rocky (voice by Mel Gibson). It's easy to take for granted the painstaking process of frame-at-a-time filmmaking that clay animation requires when watching the film because the filmmakers have done such a superb job of seamlessly blending flawless set and figure design with story and character. Chicken Run is every bit as ridiculous as the title suggests and carries with it a look and style that, while referencing a tradition of escape movies, surprises the audience with its ingenuity and cheeky brand of British satire. See full review.-- Cole Smithey
Tinseltown; Chapel Hills; Citadel Terrace
Director Gregory Hoblit knows how to create tension, and succeeds here with dark lighting, a cast of compelling characters and the magnetic charm of late 1960s New York summer nights. Unfortunately, Hoblit was swayed somewhere in the production process, and gradually the threads of the story he set out to tell begin to unravel as he throws in too much new stuff -- like cheap special effects in the climactic scene -- and succumbs, finally, to a completely illogical and smarmy happy, happy and totally implausible ending. See full review.-- KCE
Russell Crowe (The Insider) acts up a righteous storm in his Roman get-up, proving once and for all that his versatility as an actor matches his prowess. Though director Ridley Scott would like you to think Gladiator is about strength, honor, duty, democracy and the danger of mob rule, in truth, it is an old-fashioned revenge drama -- and a pretty good one at that. Crowe as Maximus, beloved general of Roman troops turned slave, then gladiator, and Joaquin Phoenix as Commodus, insecure usurper to the throne, make marvelous foes. Unfortunately, Scott is so enamored of his production team's ability to show heads, hands and other body parts being severed, that the fight scenes become clamorous and redundant. Gladiator See full review.-- KCE
Chapel Hills; Tinseltown
Tinseltown; Carmike 10; Chapel Hills; Academy Station 6
*Love & Basketball (PG-13)
First time writer/director Gina Prince-Bythwood has created a delightful film that mixes young love with good old-fashioned sports rivalry. Love and Basketball is a lovely falling-in-love-with-the-boy-next-door movie, energized by a great dose of Title IX. Sanaa Lathan's Monica is tough and driven and far from perfect, but her obvious passion for basketball, and her attraction to Quincy (Omar Epps) are very compelling. Numerous small moments in the film are absolute treasures, not least of which is the first really erotic scene I can remember in a Hollywood film where the teenage participants used a condom. If you're not afraid of some explicitly sexual situations, I'd definitely recommend taking your daughter, or your son, to this one. It is a wonderful love story, but also a great view of the complex relationships between men and women who want the same thing.See full review. -- AL
Me, Myself and Irene (R)
In spite of the combined comic genius of Jim Carrey and the Farrelly brothers (Something About Mary), Me, Myself and Irene is a step backward for both the actor and the filmmakers. Carrey plays Charlie Baileygates, a painfully good-natured guy who's proud to be part of "the greatest law enforcement agency in the world -- the Rhode Island state police." The opening sequences of the film are among the best, when we get to enjoy Carrey's pitch-perfect depiction of the ultimate geek. But the film quickly reverts to stock gross-out humor and rambles farther and farther away from a very clever central comic conceit -- white paranoia over black men's sexual virility -- and submits to stock car chases, helicopter rescues and standard action plot devices. When Charlie's personality splits to reveal Hank, his blustering alter ego and a swaggering jerk, Carrey shows off his best physical ability, throwing himself mercilessly into both roles. He eventually hooks up with Renee Zellweger as Irene Waters, a chick on the run from the law who is rescued by Charlie/Hank. Zellweger gets little chance to shine here because her character is dwarfed by Carrey's, and the movie's runaway action plot eventually throws both characters into utter chaos. Not an entire waste of two hours, Me, Myself and Irene inspires several deep belly laughs with the Farrelly's signature sick humor, but it wanders so far off course it's hard to hang on for the duration. See full review.-- KCE
Tinseltown; Chapel Hills
*M: I-2 (Mission: Impossible 2) (PG-13)
Mission: Impossible 2 revels in the seductiveness of masculine super action with all the bells and whistles of techno-gadgets, fast cars and explosions attached. It's more romantic than anything in a James Bond movie and boasts better Kung Fu scenes than The Matrix. Director John Woo keeps similarities to director Brian De Palma's 1996 Mission Impossible to a minimum in this very dissimilar sequel by incorporating his signature slow motion, ballet-of-bullets action sequences against the taut resolve of Tom Cruise's most ambitious action performance to date. Cruise performed his own stunts, much to the chagrin of Paramount studio execs. The film's realism of danger allows it to operate on a higher level of believability and determination. See full review.-- Cole Smithey
The Patriot (R)
The Patriot (R)
Surprisingly similar to director Ridley Scott's Gladiator -- both films run over two and a half hours long and carry a tried-and-true formula: national freedom by way of revenge over brutally murdered family members. Clunky script devices continually squeak and rattle throughout the movie. And the film's pitiful attempt at black and white race relation revisionism is glaring. By watching this film for historical context, an audience gets no sense of the tensions that sent this country into civil war not so long after the end of the Revolutionary War. The Patriot is a Mel Gibson movie, and screenwriter Robert Rodat bows reverently to his leading character with radiant attention. Gibson perfectly walks a tightrope over any dramatic context with artless skill. The Patriot is an uncomfortably smooth ride over mixed terrain of emotional posturing, flashy action sequences and cultural misrepresentation. See full review.-- Cole Smithey
Chapel Hills, Tinseltown, Carmike 10; Gold Hill Theaters
*The Perfect Storm (PG-13)
*The Perfect Storm (PG-13)
The summer's first blockbuster, The Perfect Storm turns out to be a wash. While there are plenty of white-knuckle moments, the film's stolid attempts at inciting reverence for the famed crew of the Gloucester fishing vessel, the Andrea Gail, tend to throw a wet blanket over the compelling true life events memorably recounted by Sebastian Junger in his bestselling book. Director Wolfgang Petersen's clunky manner of making this obvious point feels heavy-handed and artificial. Better to tell the story through the characters and the natural elements -- a feat at which Petersen and crew only partly succeed. The special effects are fun, especially the computer-generated giant swells, but they are less than awe-inspiring. Some of the best moments in The Perfect Storm are perfunctory ones that illustrate with realistic detail the rough, gory nature of commercial fishing. Petersen's direction shines in these small moments. An editor could have done wonders with the film, but unfortunately we're stuck with what we've got -- a few spectacular scenes and some strong performances mish-mashed with too much forced solemnity and enough clichs to gag a whale. The Perfect Storm is well worth seeing, but it's far from perfect. See full review.-- KCE
Kimball's Twin Peak, Carmike 10, Tinseltown; Chapel Hills; Academy Station 6
*Return to Me (PG)
*Return to Me (PG)
Bob Rueland (David Duchovny) is madly in love with his wife, who dies suddenly in a car crash. Her heart is donated to an anonymous recipient, who turns out to be Grace Briggs (Minnie Driver). Grace works in an Irish-Italian restaurant owned by her grandfather (Carroll O'Connor). Duchovny happens to end up there one day and some miraculous force immediately attracts the two. Despite this silly premise, Return to Me really is a perfectly fine romantic comedy. Like a decent marriage in its middle years, Return to Me is mostly predictable and formulaic, and comforting in its solidity. See full review.-- AL
Scary Movie (R)
Scary Movie (R)
Scary Movie, a ripoff of teen slasher flicks Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer, may win the overall competition for grossest gross-out jokes of any film ever. The brothers Wayans seem to have a concept here but they set up every joke so tediously and assiduously that by the time the punchline appears the joke is dead already. Given a big budget, the Wayans seem to wander, aggrandize, overcompensate and falter. The competent cast play imperiled teenagers adequately, and some of their lines are genunely funny, but to watch Scary Movie is, basically, to suffer through an extended doo-doo riff with accents of snot, pee-pee and semen. See full review.-- KCE
Tiffany Square; Carmike 10; Tinseltown; Academy Station 6
28 Days (PG-13)
28 Days (PG-13)
Pretty, feisty Sandra Bullock is Gwen, a New York party girl and writer (one of those who is fabulously successful despite the rare appearance of any work in her life), whose drinking and drugging lifestyle eventually lead her to a court-enforced stay in a rehab center. Once there, Gwen falls in with an eccentric cast of inmates who spend the bulk of the movie intoning the tenets of addiction treatment programs while looking like the cast of Friends. This kind of dark comedy is hard to pull off, and director Betty Thomas' interpretation of Susannah Grant's script is merely functional -- it gets the point across, but loses any memorable characterizations in its predictability. Eminently watchable, but strangely lightweight. -- KCE
What Lies Beneath (PG-13)
What Lies Beneath (PG-13)
Dr. Norman (Harrison Ford) and Claire Spencer (Michelle Pfeiffer) are a well-to-do married couple living alone in their lakeside home. Bored, beautiful Claire becomes a lightning rod for a ghost from Norman's not-so-distant adulterous past. Director Robert Zemeckis (Forrest Gump) kills What Lies Beneath's fleeting moments of excitement by piling up so many false starts of plot and faux shocks of terror that by the time the story finally gets around to making sense with some nitty gritty horror scenes, the audience has become numb to the suspense. Also, Alan Silvestri's musical score rips off Bernard Herrmann's famed musical arrangement for Psycho to such a degree that it's perilously close to plagiarism. What's more, Michelle Pfeiffer acts beyond Harrison Ford's range, whose mumbling style of acting disregards his co-actors as if they were just one more prop. Unlike the works of directors like Alfred Hitchcock, which demonstrate suspense applied with loving care equally toward audience and narrative, What Lies Beneath feels more like a slimy, psychological groping. Beneath See full review.-- Cole Smithy
Kimball's Twin Peak, Tinseltown; Carmike 10; Chapel Hills; Academy Station 6
The summer's biggest blockbuster turns out to be a spirited, stylish allegory more along the lines of its mighty predecessor The Matrix. Audience members are swept up almost immediately into a blessed state of suspended disbelief from which we are allowed to dwell on the spectacle before us, not on the probability of the plot. This happens incredibly swiftly with sharply defined scenes and cogent dialogue. A few subplots -- mutants Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) hankers for Dr. Grey (Famke Janssen) who is currently Cyclops' (James Marsden) main squeeze; Rogue (Anna Paquin), meanwhile, is smitten with her saviour and hero, Wolverine -- add some needed humor and heart to the mix. The diction and grave humanity of Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellen lend more to the film than a year's worth of special effects. And Australian newcomer Jackman is fabulous -- a steely, Clint Eastwood look-alike who moves with feral grace and a healthy dose of skepticism throughout. -- KCE
Tinseltown; Chapel Hills; Carmike 10; Gold Hill Theaters; Academy Station 6
Barton Fink (R)
Award-winning black comedy about a 1940s New York playwriter (John Turturro) trying to write a B-movie script in a seedy Hollywood hotel. The macabre events going on around him only compound his writer's block. With John Goodman. Directed by Joel Coen.
Part of the Colorado Springs Film Society's Great Directors Series. At Audio Visionaries in the Mall of the Bluffs. Sat., July 29, 6 p.m. Free, RSVP at 389-0039.
Bridge on the River Kwai (not rated)
British prisoners of war in a Japanese prison camp are forced to build a useless bridge while one prisoner (William Holden) plots to destroy it in this psychological battle of wills. With Alec Guiness.
See full review.--
Fine Arts Center, 30 W. Dale St. $2.75, 634-5583. Tues., Aug. 1, 7:30 p.m.
Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps (PG-13)
Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps (PG-13)
Eddie Murphy takes on the roles of the entire Klump family, while trying to extract the crazy, skinny Buddy's DNA from his system and attempting to marry colleague Denise Gains (Janet Jackson).
Tinseltown; Chapel Hills; Carmike 10; Academy Station 6
The Replacements (PG-13) sneak preview
When professional football players strike, a self-retired coach (Gene Hackman) is brought back to organize a team of hopeful second-stringers (Keanu Reeves, Orlando Jones, Jon Favreau) for the Washington Sentinals, hoping that they'll play with their hearts instead of their wallets.
Tinseltown, Sat., July 29, 7:50 p.m. Chapel Hills, Sat. July 29, 7 p.m.
Space Cowboys (PG-13) sneak preview
A retired Air Force pilot (Clint Eastwood) who was turned down by NASA years ago, is sent into space to retrieve a broken satellite that only he has the knowledge to repair. He will only go, however, if he can bring three friends (Donald Sutherland, James Garner, Tommy Lee Jones) with him.
Tinseltown, Sun., July 30, 7:50 p.m. Chapel Hills, Sun. July 30, 7 p.m.
Thomas and the Magic Railroad (G)
Alec Baldwin, Peter Fonda and Mara Wilson provide the voices in this feature length Thomas the Tank Engine children's adventure.
Tinseltown; Citadel Terrace; Tiffany Square
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