Shortcut to trouble
As many as 10 impatient rush-hour drivers ignored barriers and drove onto freshly poured concrete on a busy street during rush hour in Mequon, Wis. "Once someone goes around the barricade and busts through the tape, others follow," Sgt. Tony Restivo told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. Most drivers realized their mistake and managed to steer back onto the pavement, but a 2004 Lexus and a 2004 Mercury Marquis plowed forward until they got stuck and had to be towed.
Seat of government
Washington, D.C., fire inspectors "recorded significant deficiencies" in 31 of 33 fire stations, including a number of defective and inoperable smoke detectors in workspaces and living quarters. Many areas of several stations didn't even have detectors. The only two stations where deficiencies weren't noted were closed for renovations. The Washington Post reported that the discoveries particularly surprised the inspectors since the fire department sponsors a program to distribute detectors to the public.
Hoping to replace fish it lost to Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans' Audubon Aquarium was directed by the Federal Emergency Management Agency to buy the fish from commercial vendors. The cost: $616,849. Instead, the aquarium staff went fishing in the Gulf of Mexico, the Florida Keys and the Bahamas. They caught 1,681 fish the aquarium needed and asked FEMA to reimburse its expenses: $99,766. FEMA denied the request, ruling that catching so many new fish improved the aquarium's collection, thereby violating federal law that limits federal money to restoring condition to their pre-disaster status. It took the aquarium 17 months to convince FEMA to change its mind and pick up the tab.
FEMA admitted staging a news conference to publicize its response to California's wildfires earlier this fall by having FEMA employees pose as reporters while real reporters listened in on a telephone conference line but were barred from asking questions. The Washington Post reported that during the briefing, parts of which were televised live by cable news channels, Vice Adm. Harvey E. Johnson Jr., the agency's deputy administrator, stood behind a lectern, called on questioners who did not disclose that they worked for FEMA and gave replies emphasizing that his agency's response to the October fires was far better than its response to Hurricane Katrina. After the sham briefing was exposed, its organizer, then-director of external affairs John "Pat" Philbin, insisted FEMA was "working very hard to establish credibility and integrity, and I would hope this does not undermine it."
Two men in Michigan's Oakland County lost control of their cars at the same time and drove into the same business. Police said the drivers, both going in the same direction, ran from their cars after they crashed into the Carpet Classic Floor Studio, but deputies tracked them down at their nearby homes.
Two drivers going in the same direction in Waupaca County, Wis., hit the same deer in succession and then collided with each other, sending one car into a ditch, where it caught fire.
Travelodge, which runs more than 300 business hotels in Britain, began training its staff to handle a surge in nude sleepwalking among guests. Noting sleepwalking rose sevenfold in the past year and that 95 percent of the somnambulists are scantily dressed men, Leigh McCarron, the budget chain's sleep director, stressed "it is important that our staff know how to help sleepwalking when it arises." Among the suggestions in the company's newly released sleepwalkers guide is to keep towels handy at the front desk to preserve the dignity of any naked guest who wanders by.
Authorities evacuated an elementary school in Bullhead City, Ariz., after a grenade was discovered in the backpack of a 9-year-old pupil. "It was a real grenade, but it wasn't dangerous because it had been de-activated," Public Information Officer Emily Montague said, noting all the explosive material had been emptied out of the grenade, which the boy's parents had bought at a garage sale. "He just brought it to show his friends."
Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport was evacuated after a backpack caught fire in the airport cargo area. Authorities blamed the flames on heat from a conveyer belt after the backpack got jammed between two larger pieces of luggage. It contained no explosives or other banned items, just leaking toiletries.
A campaign by the departments of State and Homeland Security to promote U.S. tourism and welcome foreign visitors to America features a Disney-produced promotional video showing Niagara Falls. The falls shown are Horseshoe Falls, the only one of Niagara's three waterfalls that is almost totally in Canada. "This is 100 percent Canada, shot from the Canadian side," historian and author Paul Gromosiak said after reviewing the video for the Associated Press. "This is an insult." State Department official Sean McCormack stressed Niagara Falls "is a shared natural wonder, a gateway for both our countries, and anyone looking at the video will understand how proud America is to share it with Canada."
You just need faith
An interfaith group in Austin, Texas, had to move its annual Thanksgiving tolerance celebration at the last minute because host Hyde Park Baptist Church would not tolerate non-Christians worshipping on its property. Even though the Austin Area Interreligious Ministries booked a church-owned gymnasium for the event last July, church leaders said they only realized it "was not a Christian-oriented event" when they got a postcard about the service the Monday before Thanksgiving and noticed two of this year's three sponsoring organizations were Muslims. The Baptist leaders urged the AAIM to "be tolerant of our church's beliefs that have resulted in this decision."
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