1. John Mark Karr is lying, no matter what he says
2. Beware of military brass with condiments for last names
3. When all actors are in period garb, save one guy as a ninja ... you do the math
4. There's something fishy about that guy sipping his soup through a hockey mask
5. The dapper gentleman with the pipe who calls you "Gubnah" is way too charming to be a killer
Says who? The Indy A&E editors.