1. Does spontaneous enlightenment tickle?
2. If you're DJing a bar mitzvah, what song follows "Hava Nagila"?
3. You are neither a dolly nor a llama explain.
4. If a plane crashes on the border of China and Tibet, where do you bury the survivors?
5. Seriously, why is my wife such a bitch?
Says who? Indy arts editors.