2. Because green beer won't bring sexy back and nobody wants to see you dance on the bar.
3. No risk of drunk-dialing your ex.
4. You'll have the camera and the evidence.
5. That hottie you end up kissing actually is good-looking.
Says who? The Colorado Department of Transportation and Statewide Law Enforcement.
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