... things we like to do while listening to
the Harlem Globetrotters' theme song
1. Purchase a Segway with a briefcase full of cash
2. Write the Indy's weekly Top 5
3. Snorkel!
4. Jaywalk through Tejon Street traffic
5. Lose to the Globetrotters in a riotous basketball game with a predetermined outcome
Says who? The Indy A&E editors.