2. The Lipizzaner Stallions ("grace, majesty" and hooves of fury)
3. Tom Petty (loose, lanky and "Runnin' Down a Dream")
4. Ride for the Brand rodeo cowboys (the only competitors thrown from their rides every eight seconds)
5. Elie Wiesel (even at 77, he'd edge Pearl Jam)
Says who? The Indy arts and entertainment editors.