Thursday, July 14, 2011

Appreciating the little things

Posted By on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 7:00 AM

Every one of us is guilty of forgetting how wonderful our spouse is at times.

Yes, he leaves his dirty socks on the floor. Yes, she talks on the phone loudly while you're trying to watch TV. But when you stop focusing on the petty things, you realize that you are committed to someone who is thoughtful and loving. Someone who has, at times, attempted to make you dinner. Someone who, at the very least, is not criminally insane.

So, I suggest you take this moment to tell your spouse how much you love him or her, and how glad you are that you are not to be in a committed relationship with this crazy bitch:

Catherine Kieu Becker
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  • Catherine Kieu Becker

Meet Catherine Kieu Becker. In the midst of a divorce, Becker apparently drugged her husband, tied him to the bed, then waited for him to wake up. When he opened his eyes, she chopped off his penis and threw it in the garbage disposal. You can read more here.

Kind of puts those dirty socks in perspective, doesn't it?

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