Cinderella strips a Disney classic of its charm 

It's time for those of us who write about film to admit it: The war for Hollywood's soul is lost. It was lost a long time ago.

The war in question is the one against the brand-oriented emphasis of studio movie-making. We've griped for more than 20 years as sequels, remakes and franchise extensions proliferated, and all we've seen is a global industry more dependent than ever on familiar properties, familiar titles, familiar characters.

So when a live-action Cinderella emerges under the Disney banner, there's no point pounding our fists and asking why. We know it will never stop, any more than the Marvel super-hero movies will stop before there are more "phases" than Super Bowls. This is the new normal.

The battle now isn't for the "why" of brand-focused Hollywood; it's for the "how." It's important to change the conversation from "Did we really need a live-action Cinderella?" to "How did this particular live-action Cinderella turn out to be so lifeless?"

In theory, it's not a terrible notion that director Kenneth Branagh's version would be an earnest, straightforward re-telling of Charles Perrault's fairy tale via the Disney animated classic. The screenplay by Chris Weitz goes heavier on the back-story, introducing the beloved mother (Hayley Atwell) of young Ella (Lily James). After Mom's untimely passing, Ella's merchant father (Ben Chaplin) remarries, ultimately leaving poor Ella with a stepmother (Cate Blanchett) and two stepsisters (Holliday Grainger and Sophie McShera), who treat her poorly, as Cinderella story step-family characters are wont to do. Through it all, the film is a generally bright, cheery interpretation, built around plucky Cinderella's determination to follow her mother's deathbed advice to "have courage and be kind."

We've become used to new versions of these classic stories — like last year's Maleficent — that shift the perspective or add thornier psychological subtext. The problem is that this Cinderella is faithful only to certain aspects of the original, at the expense of others that could have brought the whole enterprise to life. More specifically, it's just about the humans: about Cinderella and her first meeting in the woods with a fellow who calls himself Kit (Richard Madden) but is in fact the crown prince; about Kit trying to convince his father, the king (Derek Jacobi), that he should be allowed to marry for love; about Cinderella and Kit's courtship at the ball; etc. It's almost entirely a nice, slow-build romance between two very nice people.

It is, therefore, almost entirely a huge bore. Those who remember Disney's animated Cinderella with any sort of clarity will recall that the amount of screen time actually devoted to the human characters is relatively small; the focus is on Cinderella's animal friends, like mice Jacques and Gus, trying to help her out, all while trying to avoid being caught by Lucifer, the cat belonging to Cinderella's stepmother. And when the original film's focus was on the human characters, it would often be accompanied by the lovely songs like "A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes," "So This Is Love" and "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo."

CGI versions of the mice only get brief appearances here — not that anyone would be eager to see a more prominent role for CGI mice — and the songs are absent. In short, somebody thought it was a good idea to re-create Disney's Cinderella lacking absolutely everything that gave it charm.

There's a brief glimpse of what's lacking when Helena Bonham Carter shows up as Cinderella's fairy godmother, goofing her way through prosthetic teeth to do the obligatory pumpkin-into-carriage and fancy-ball-gown thing. Finally a spark emerges to distract from the inexorable march toward happily ever after, and from how eerily Lily James resembles a young Jessica Lange. Even Cate Blanchett can't help with that much-needed energy, despite a token effort to give the stepmother some emotional wounds to explain her cruelty (which nevertheless doesn't prevent Blanchett from going into full eyebrows-arched villainy mode).

And so we wait for the slipper to fit, so we can all smile at the nice people getting their nice ending. And with Disney currently planning its live-action version of Beauty and the Beast, we'll have to hope that maybe next time the exploitation of intellectual property winds up with something more than sappily ever after.

Film Details

Rated PG · 112 min. · 2015
Official Site: movies.disney.com/cinderella
Director: Kenneth Branagh
Writer: Aline Brosh McKenna and Chris Weitz
Cast: Cate Blanchett, Lily James, Richard Madden, Bella Heathcote and Helena Bonham Carter
Cinderella: The IMAX Experience
Rated PG · 112 min. · 2015
Official Site: movies.disney.com/cinderella
Director: Kenneth Branagh
Writer: Aline Brosh McKenna and Chris Weitz
Cast: Cate Blanchett, Lily James, Richard Madden, Bella Heathcote and Helena Bonham Carter


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