Crazy like a faun: Immortals 

*Immortals (R)

Carmike 10, Chapel Hills 15, Cinemark 16, Hollywood Interquest, Tinseltown

If Samwise Gamgee, after returning home from the War of the Ring, had a prophetic dream about the mythology of ancient Greece and decided to write some fan fiction about it, and then Vogue magazine's most outré photographers did a huge photo spread based on that, it could begin to explain how Immortals came into existence.

Or else this is what eternal — and eternally bored — gods do to fill the time: They spin insane stories through beautiful images of nearly naked beautiful people fighting and fucking.

Immortals is pretty much completely bonkers — that is its secret and its glory. It's sort of about mad King Hyperion, played by a mumbling Mickey Rourke, who goes into battle wearing a spectacularly Maurice Sendak helmet. He's after a magical bow of the gods with which to rule the world.

So Theseus, who's kind of a warrior Jesus — not the actual biological son of Zeus, king of the gods, but certainly favored by him — gets the magical bow, which almost instantly falls into Hyperion's meaty paws. But Theseus isn't just Jesus: He's also Superman, because he is played by Henry Cavill, who will be starring in Man of Steel in 2013. So he's like two inhuman superheroes in one.

But Immortals isn't about what it's about. Director Tarsem Singh's two previous films — the brutal, magical The Fall and the reprehensible The Cell — are lurid fantasias of the psyche ... and now, here, in an attempt to go mainstream, Singh trims away the psyche stuff and just goes wild with the lurid fantasia.

What's important here isn't what's going on, but how what is going on is presented. The style is substantial, the meat of the meal here. And it is hugely intriguing.

I never got emotionally caught up in the characters, but I couldn't tear my eyes away from Singh's impressionism, which is by turns twisted, as if the sweat and toil of mortals were reflected in their harsh, dim world, and blindingly elegant. You almost want to avert your gaze from his dazzling Mount Olympus. This is a bizarre, sinister children's picture book for grown-ups, transposed to the big screen.

Not that there isn't some fascinating stuff going on in the story, too. What happens to the "virgin oracle" (Freida Pinto) isn't what I was dreading — though I can think of a more subversive way her tale could have played out. In an unexpected reversal, the men are generally way more naked than the women are (and yes, there's more than one female character!), and men's bodies are deployed way more often as design elements and objects of aesthetic beauty than women's are.

It's also fun to see the known bits of Greek mythology sneak up on us in unanticipated ways: All of a sudden in one scene, there's a minotaur and a maze outta nowhere ... except they're not really outta nowhere, we just didn't know they were there.

There's a lot of cheek to Immortals, but what makes it weirdly captivating is how nimble it is, particularly in contrast to how leaden other recent attempts to do something similar have been. (I'm looking at you, awful Clash of the Titans remake.) It genuinely feels like the flight of dark fancy it is aiming to be.


Film Details

  • Immortals

    • Rated R - Action/Adventure, Drama, SciFi/Fantasy
  • Immortals 3D

    • Rated R - Action/Adventure, Drama, SciFi/Fantasy
Rated R · 110 min. · 2011
Official Site: www.immortalsmovie.com
Director: Tarsem Singh
Writer: Charley Parlapanides and Vlas Parlapanides
Producer: Gianni Nunnari, Mark Canton and Ryan Kavanaugh
Cast: Kellan Lutz, Mickey Rourke, Freida Pinto, Henry Cavill, Luke Evans, Robert Maillet, Corey Sevier, Alan Van Sprang, Neil Napier and Mercedes Leggett
Immortals 3D
Rated R · 110 min. · 2011
Official Site: www.immortalsmovie.com
Director: Tarsem Singh
Writer: Charley Parlapanides and Vlas Parlapanides
Producer: Gianni Nunnari, Mark Canton and Ryan Kavanaugh
Cast: Henry Cavill, Kellan Lutz, Mickey Rourke, John Hurt, Freida Pinto, Isabel Lucas, Stephen Dorff, Luke Evans, Joseph Morgan and Robert Maillet


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