This is a past event.
Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Holiday Brunch Tours 

When: Saturdays, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Continues through Dec. 26 2015
Phone: 800/656-0713
Price: $45

Dateline, North Pole: An unidentified elf has confirmed that the big man in red has landed safely, and all reindeer are accounted for. Children young and old can expect gifts and warm, seasonal greetings throughout the day, but others will see their fair share of coal, according to our source close to the operation. The elf asked to remain unidentified for fear of retribution against his family. Another official was quoted in the early morning hours as saying, "Soak up the Yuletide carols and put the finishing touches on your fruitcake, today's the big day," as what has been dubbed "Operation Christmas" is in full swing. Back here in the Springs, we hope you enjoy this wonderful time of year, however you may spend it, and thank you, as always, for reading. Happy holidays. — Craig Lemley



Subscribe to this thread:

Add a review

Roll over stars and click to rate.

Today | Thu | Fri | Sat | Sun | Mon | Tue

All of today's events | Staff Picks


All content © Copyright 2018, The Colorado Springs Independent

Website powered by Foundation