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... things to remember about survival

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1. When choosing whether to cut your partner's cord or go over the cliff, ask yourself: "What's she done for me lately?"

2. You can eat your shoe and you can eat your friend, but you can't eat your friend's shoe.

3. Even if you cry yourself a river, you still don't have a boat.

4. Faint banjo music = run.

5. When choosing which island alliance to cast your lot with, choose the one that's best-looking chances are, it'll prevail in the end.

Says who? Indy A&E editors.


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