February 15, 2007 Columns » Topfive
1. Cure self to 100 percent heterosexuality
2. Thin Mints oodles of them
3. Marital sex
4. Travel from I-25 and Rockrimmon to 25 meters past I-25 and Rockrimmon
5. Write a really awful Top 5
Says who? The Indy edit staff.
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